It wasn’t easy but today I managed to secure some time with my favourite editor here at the Burd Report. Purpose: to teach this old girl some new tricks to dazzle the readership with in my posts. That may not seem like a big deal but I really am a technophobe, afraid that any wrong move on my part will at least blow up the BR, and quite possibly destroy the entire world wide web too. I live in constant fear of that apocalyptic moment coming to pass and the entire world online community rising up to smite me in revenge. That fear makes innovation difficult, to say the least. Although Ben has, in the past, assured me that won’t happen, having him here at my elbow while I learned gave me the confidence to try. He’s a good teacher too, never once called me a Luddite and patiently allowed me to make mistakes along the way.
But I’m just a typist, trained to know where the keys are so I can type without looking at either the keyboard or the words I’m typing. That’s how we learned it back in the day and essentially that’s how I still do it. Any computer skills have come hither-thither along the way without much formal training at all. In my working life that was enough since producing legal submissions and reports isn’t much different than good old fashioned word processing, which of course is the phrase that replaced the word ”typing” with the advent of computers. Kind of like how typing became “keyboarding” as soon as men started doing it too.
Just in case anyone is wondering, the strangely curled up cat in the picture is Ginger, aka Gingi, Gingerella, Gingeroni. She is currently very rounded and we’re trying to guess how soon the Big Day will arrive. For weeks we talked about making the Appointment to ensure such an event did not transpire, but she’s so cute, so soft, so sweet, and as a female orange cat, so rare, that we just had to let her fulfill her destiny as a mom once before the surgery happens. When it comes to cats, my handsome spouse and I are both sentimental fools. Applications for adoptive parents are being accepted now for placement in June.
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