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There was an old chimp named Keeler
who decided...

2008-07-21T12:04:00.000-04:00

There was an old chimp named Keeler
who decided to be a scene stealer
while monkeying around
on a merry-go-round
wow! what a banana peeler

2008-07-21T11:49:00.000-04:00

There was an old geezer named Dan
who fancied himself a Brahman
posturing all sage
he put pen to page
and displayed his bloated bland gland