Wacky Monday stuff
Item # 1. This is the story of a frightened lover who had been surprised by a returning husband, He ran out of the window, stayed on a ledge and revealed all to the public. I just love one of his explanations for his appearance, "People are even laughing at how I look naked - but I have to point out it was a very cold day," he added.Item # 2. This story is from the National Post and is about a woman in Langley BC who is going around and assaulting men at random by kicking them in the groin. Ouch! She has done it more than once and has earned the label of "serial groin kicker". So watch yourself and all lone women who you may see on the streets of Langley, especially if they are approaching closely.
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This is as good a time as any to mention the Ig Nobel Prize winning invention for dogs and cats: Neuticles. Now available for horses.
Re Naked Guy on window ledge:
Can you blow up the pic so we can all judge just how cold it really was?
As George Costanza would wonder, was there "significant shrinkage" to the point of resembling "a frightened turtle"?
Re Naked Guy on window ledge:
Can you blow up the pic so we can all judge just how cold it really was?
As George Costanza would wonder, was there "significant shrinkage" to the point of resembling "a frightened turtle"?
Curious female is typical of much of the species -- whatever diminishes a male is fun.
It is your own insecurity that diminishes you. Try and find a sense of humour so you can recognise a joke when you see one.
Poor Wally. Eons ago he suffered a resounding legal and financial defeat at the hands of a woman.
Unable to get beyond that punishing event, he rewards us with his bilious behaviour in a manner that reminds me of Oscar Wilde's remark about a "sympathetic" man who, because he had corns himself, felt constrained to step on everyone else's toes.
Someone, please, sing the fella' a chorus of that country favourite, Stand By Your [Diminished] Man!
There might be some subtle difference between having no sense of humour and a person having a sense of humour that only seems funny to that person himself.
However, that difference would be so neglible as to be imperceptible to the rest of us.
The person in that situation would not necessarily see that as clearly about himself as others would.
Actually, would a woman find it humourous if a naked woman was on the ledge, and a man asked for a zoom-in so we could see if the woman's orifice was the size of a horse collar or tight as poverty?
I'm sure you hypocrites would be laughing at that.
Humourous Woman asserts, "It is your own insecurity that diminishes you."
I have no insecurities. The assertion is absolutely without foundation. Check this marvellous poem, and tell me what so-called man on this reading this blog would have the outright courage and security of self to naked himself for the sake of art as I havehere
Next time you want to make a misandry assertion about an individual's character, it would be best not to spread lies, such as the malicious misandrist lie that I am Woman-Hater.
I'll pass, thanks.
Keep your shortcomings covered.
Curious Female and Humourous Woman and primo examples of insecure females. They are so insecure that they can't stand up to own their slurs against others. Now that is two females with short comings or should I say, horse collars.
So we have a female serial sex attacker mutilating the genitals of men. Our culture largely finds the excrutiating pain a man feels when his testicles are crushed a laughing matter. That's why women the world over laugh at all the incidents portrayed on America's Funniest Videos and other movies and programs where a man doubles ovewr in pain and agony. When a woman sexually assaults a man, it's a laughing matter, and what is on a woman's mind? The Size. Typical, as demonstrated by the two insecure (alleged) women who have posted on this blog thread.
I've only been reading this blog the past couple months and find it amusing for the hypocrisy displayed by many of the commentators. Wally (whoever the hell he is -- I live in Toronto, formerly from Cobourg many years ago) is a lightning rod for hatred from so many commentators that it is amazing he weathers it. One man swarmed with the hatred by so many.
I don't know if Wally is a Woman-hater or not, but just because someone has no anger management over themselves and lets loose with such scurrilous accusations, reflects on them more than the target of their reckless anger. Perhaps someone can provide evidence of his hatred of women -- convictions or charges of assault against women, stalking them, or something to give credence to the accusation.
Wally certainly is full of himself, but that may well be because many of the commentators are empty shells full of nothing but scurrilous accusations. It might be beneficial if he tied one of his hands behind his back when he comments here, just to milden him down - it would cut down on the stings he receives from the hornet nest of commentators who are no better than he is insofar as civilized behaviour is concerned.
Oh I know, I know, if it wasn't for him, there would be no chronic retribution by the feigned hurting and feigned injured people on this blog. It's that old excuse, "The devil made me do it." "Wally makes me behave badly." No he doesn't. He's a non-conformist for sure, but he doesn't make anyone do anything. The swarming of hatred against him is the result of the wilful choice of the commentators here.
If Wally suffered a resounding defeat in his personal life with a woman, it is curious why one man here takes such unbridled glee in shoving this humliation in his face, and for what purpose other than to join in the swarming of malice.
I agree.
People here are operating under a misimpression.
Ben is a planet. Ben's blog, The Burd Report is a planet.
Wally is our Sun. Everything revolves around him.
Understand that and you'll finally "get" this blog.
A Reader is right. Wally is unique in this community, as far as I know. His raison d'etre seems to be to challenge every point, sometimes crossing into offensive harangues, to some. Forcefully, and in colourful language, his gig is to " out " the conventional. This male/female battle is somebody else's crusade. Keep on truckin', Wally.
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