What a turnaround
In every Army unit there is a F***up. Established in modern culture by the cartoonist who draws Beatle Bailey and perpetuated in every movie ever made about Armies. This FU is the guy who is late, never shines his boots, always fails his drill exercises, marches out of step and generally commits many small military crimes. The bane of his existance is the opposite; the Regimental Sergeant Major, the most feared man in the Unit. He is the man in charge despite what the Colonel thinks. He is the man who makes grown men quake in their boots and on his parades nobody slacks off. One of my recollections about an RSM is where a squad of apprentices, absolutely terrified of having to speak to the RSM, if he stopped in front of you when he was inspecting you and your kit, was the time he stopped in front of one fellow who after the RSM had spotted an error, "What's your name boy?" bellowed at top pitch. "Smith sir" "No it isn't you have just lost it - march him away Sergeant"The inset picture shows the most famous RSM in history - John Lord. A beautiful pic that shows him at his most fiercest - on parade. However despite the obvious bluster most RSMs always had another side of humanity and most were courteous gentlement who because they demanded the highest of standards from all they dealt with were obviously confusing human beings.
So back to the point: where are the FUs in the Canadian Army. Examining the press reports about the Canadian Army's performance in Afghanistan all we know is that each and every casualty is a hero. So asking the question again it is obvious that the only known FU is the Commander of the Force - Brig-Gen Menard who has been sacked.Only in Canada can we find the only acknowledged miscreant in the Army is its Commander!

3 comments:
The age-old practice of promoting (elevating) individuals to the level where their failures become their dominant features, is alive and well, even in the armed forces and politics.
Your example and the one in Trenton are real. Politically, the same thing will happen if Brocanier is annointed as mayor. Time will tell.
Did any other General in Canadian history besides Rick Hillier ever leave his troops in the field during the heat of battle?
I know Rick Hillier is a folk hero, a lantern-jawed straight shooter and a darned good hand with the Meedjah and all that. But, well, er....he left his troops to get into, um, consulting work of some kind if I'm not mistaken.
Look, I'm not leading the charge for relief of Gordon at Mafeking or anything but as I'm sure Wally will tell you, a dervish is a dervish and it seems to me we're surrounded by them and just as we're surrounded by them -General Rick takes a powder.
Or am I missing something here -not being much of a flag-waver and all.
TEN-HUT!
I had few problems when I was a gunner in 33rd Medium Artillery, except that whenever I went on maneuvers in Petawawa, I was found to be a lousy shot. I do better with mataphors and similes than 155mm howitzers. Better to have gotten rid of me, than some horny brass making out in a military vehicle.
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